6.16.2009
[Concert-Goers: That Misplaced Girl]
[That Misplaced Girl]

Concert-Goers is a series aiming to outline all the people you're bound to bump into at a concert. Admittedly, I've fallen into some of these categories. Chances are you've been guilty of being one of these people too. As much as we typically hate these people, it's just not a concert without at least one of them present.

This crowd member doesn't usually frequent these things, but she couldn't help but come tonight - that one song the band plays that got featured on Gossip Girl is so darn catchy. Dressing in her best, most flowy dress and tallest shoes, that misplaced girl is ready to enjoy a great concert. So far though, the night's not going so well for her. She just can't understand why there aren't any seats, and as if standing in some heels wasn't bad enough, everyone's standing so close to each other that they keep touching her. Give it some time, and eventually the people around her are going to wish they weren't so close to her. The second that one song she came for starts playing, her head will begin to spin and spin around. Depending on how long her hair is, she can clear quite a bit of area. If you're brave enough to stay where you are, get ready to eat locks of conditioned hair.

Artist name leads to site and all songs are right click - save as:
Cassettes Won't Listen - Cut Your Hair [Pavement Cover]
Tunng - It's Because We've Got Hair
White Denim - Mess Your Hair Up

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No Otherwheres On This One Guys

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3 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You forgot about the bit where she decides to jump around and her heels 'cause the sort of damage to your feet that you never recover from.

Seriously, when they're cold these 3 big black marks turn up on my feet from some stupid bint who wore heels to a concert 2 years ago.

Anonymous Jess said...
i REALLY loved this series. Made me so chipper and oh so true. Plus more samples =)I thought you guys weren't ever gonna post again and then BAM look at all this.

Thanks!

Blogger Byrne said...
Hilarious! Have you ever encountered the guy who wears an oversized brimmed hat? Typically more of a problem at the outdoor festival, he's more annoying than the sasquatch 'cuz he's the same height as you but blocks out half the entire world from view.
You have to really sugarcoat your request for him to remove that hat on the off chance that he's one beer past aggro.