6.15.2009
[Concert-Goers: The Unnecessarily Tall Person]
[The Unnecessarily Tall Person]

Concert-Goers is a series aiming to outline all the people you're bound to bump into at a concert. Admittedly, I've fallen into some of these categories. Chances are you've been guilty of being one of these people too. As much as we typically hate these people, it's just not a concert without at least one of them present.

Reaching any height taller than you, the unnecessarily tall person, from your perspective, needs to be chopped from the knees. True - it's not exactly their fault that they're so vertically inclined, but the fact that this person always seems to occupy the space in front of you makes you think less than pleasant thoughts about the giant behemoth. Why shouldn't you complain? You paid to see a show, not someone's back. Alas though, there's pretty much nothing you can do other than move once this majestic Sequoia takes root in front of you.

Artist name leads to site and all songs are right click - save as:
Sufjan Stevens - The Tallest Man, The Broadest Shoulders...

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No Otherwheres On This One Guys

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Published at 2:00 PM by Brad aka Penguin.
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